So, I go out to the garden as I do about a hundred times a day and I see it… there… at the bottom of the stairs. Do you see it? What is it?
Oh, look, they left their bag of dog crap right there:
Of course, I did the right thing and put on rubber gloves and brought it upstairs and put it on their welcome mat outside their door. You know, just in case they were looking for it.
These are also the same neighbors who will walk past while using their cell phones and “accidentally” trip into our planters. They will also swing their tote bags and take out a plant here or there. I’ve seen them do it and even called them out on it. I get a blank stare in return.
A little spellwork may be in order.